UNO Season 19 (7/1/2013 - 10/2/2013 [overtime/OT]):

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That_Guy had a horrible start, but managed to win this season as #1 
player, even beating two old leading Uno players! He's such an addict!

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Last Uno season game went OT so season #20 will be shorter. Note the 
many Unos in this last/final game's ending:
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[10:49am] <WorkerAnt> 4 UNOS
10:49AM <Mousey> haha
[10:49am] <WorkerAnt> ca
10:49AM <Bender> Mousey: 1, FngSaiYuk: 1, WorkerAnt: 1, That_Guy: 1
-Bender(~Bender@0::1)- Your cards:  Red 5
10:49AM <Mousey> yah
10:49AM <Mousey> right
10:49AM <Mousey> NOW i [bleeping]ing win
10:50AM <Mousey> 0 point game
10:50AM <Mousey> =(
10:50AM <Mousey> pl br
10:50AM <Bender> Mousey plays  Blue Reverse
10:50AM <Bender> UNO! game finished after 1 day, 15 hours, 29 minutes 
and 13
          seconds! The winner is Mousey
10:50AM <Bender> FngSaiYuk still had  Yellow 4
10:50AM <Bender> WorkerAnt still had  Red 5
10:50AM <Bender> That_Guy still had  Yellow 2
10:50AM <Mutumbo> #figlet *Mousey* Wins!
10:50AM <Lazlo>       __  ___
10:50AM <Lazlo>  _/| /  |/  /___  __ __ ___ ___  __ __ _/|
10:50AM <Lazlo> > _</ /|_/ // _ \/ // /(_-</ -_)/ // /> _<
10:50AM <Lazlo> |/ /_/  /_/ \___/\_,_//___/\__/ \_, / |/
10:50AM <Lazlo>                                /___/
10:50AM <Lazlo>  _      __ _             __
10:50AM <Lazlo> | | /| / /(_)___   ___  / /
10:50AM <Bender> Mousey wins with 11 points!
10:50AM <Lazlo> | |/ |/ // // _ \ (_-< /_/
10:50AM <Lazlo> |__/|__//_//_//_//___/(_)
10:50AM <That_Guy> Awww Yeah!!!
��� Topic (#linux): changed by WorkerAnt: 10:49AM <Bender> Mousey: 1,
          FngSaiYuk: 1, WorkerAnt: 1, That_Guy: 1 ; RIP Tom Clancy
10:50AM <FngSaiYuk> woohoo!!!
10:50AM <That_Guy> Congrats
[10:50am] <WorkerAnt> More 1s!!!
[10:50am] <WorkerAnt> gg
10:50AM <Mousey> thanks

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COMMENT OF THE DAY FOR 9/30/2013 (was supposed to be the last day of the 
season):
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10:35AM <That_Guy> will chainey pull an epic win? Will FngSaiYuk do his 
famous twerk? Will WorkerAnt pull some shady math to remain supreme?!!? 
Find out tonight on the Season Finale of Uno Stars *cue music*
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LONGEST GAME EVER:
Mousey's three wins streak ended with the possibly longest game ever 
that finally ended on 7/7/2013:
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06:59AM <FngSaiYuk> pl r0
06:59AM <Bender> FngSaiYuk plays  Red 0
06:59AM <Bender> UNO! game finished after 4 days, 14 hours, 28 minutes 
and
          30 seconds! The winner is FngSaiYuk
06:59AM <Bender> Ant still had  Blue 3   Blue Skip   Blue Skip   Green 1
          Green 4   Green Reverse   Red +2   Red 3   Red 4   Wild   
Yellow
          1   Yellow 4   Yellow 6   Yellow Reverse
06:59AM <Bender> That_Guy still had  Blue 3   Green 2   Red 1   Red 5
06:59AM <Bender> Mousey still had  Blue 4   Blue 7   Blue 9   Red 7
          Yellow 7   Yellow 8
06:59AM <Bender> FngSaiYuk wins with 229 points!
06:59AM <FngSaiYuk> yay
[06:59am] <Ant> #$$^%%^ 
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LONGEST LOSING STREAK EVER:
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08:59PM <Bender> it's That_Guy's turn
08:59PM <That_Guy> oh my god..
08:59PM <That_Guy> pl r3
08:59PM <Bender> That_Guy plays  Red 3
08:59PM <Bender> UNO! game finished after 2 minutes and 34 seconds! The 
winner
          is That_Guy
08:59PM <Bender> chainey still had  Blue 3   Blue 4   Red +2   Yellow 2
          Yellow Reverse
08:59PM <Bender> That_Guy wins with 49 points!
09:00PM <That_Guy> He's on the board!
[09:00pm] <Ant> FINALLY
09:00PM <That_Guy> !top
09:00PM <chainey> "That_Guy walks it in"
09:00PM <chainey> nice
09:00PM <chainey> very nice
09:00PM <That_Guy> haha
[09:00pm] <Ant> !uno top
09:00PM <Bender> Ant: UNO! 5 highest scores:
09:00PM <Bender> 1. fngsaiyuk with 557 points
09:00PM <Bender> 2. mousey with 349 points
09:00PM <Bender> 3. workerant with 227 points
09:00PM <Bender> 4. chainey with 185 points
09:00PM <Bender> 5. ant with 177 points
09:00PM <chainey> thought i had ya
[09:00pm] <Ant> !uno top 11
09:00PM <Bender> Ant: UNO! 11 highest scores: 1. fngsaiyuk ( 557 ) | 2. 
mousey
          ( 349 ) | 3. workerant ( 227 ) | 4. chainey ( 185 ) | 5. ant ( 
177 )
          | 6. ulic ( 88 ) | 7. that_guy ( 49 )
09:00PM <Lazlo> ok off to another serevr... link the ports on my head 
phones
          on.. thought i made IT!!!!!
[09:00pm] <Ant> !uno stats That_Guy
09:00PM <Bender> Ant: That_Guy played 16 UNO! games here, won 1 games 
with 49
          total points and an average of 49 points per opponent
[09:00pm] <Ant> No one has 0!
[09:00pm] <Ant> 1/16
09:00PM <That_Guy> haha
[09:00pm] <Ant> It took you 16 games just to win!
[09:00pm] <Ant> damn
09:00PM <chainey> going to be a good season, methinks
09:00PM <That_Guy> bringing up the rear
09:01PM <That_Guy> yeah, new experimental stragities
[09:01pm] <Ant> O RLY?
09:01PM <That_Guy> working out some bugs, you know
9:01PM <chainey> show me
09:01PM <chainey> !uno
09:01PM <Bender> chainey: Ok, created UNO! game on #linux, say 'jo' to 
join in
09:01PM <That_Guy> !jp
09:01PM <That_Guy> jo
09:01PM <Bender> That_Guy joins this game of UNO!
09:01PM <chainey> jo
09:01PM <Bender> chainey joins this game of UNO!
09:01PM <Bender> game will start in 20 seconds
[09:01pm] * Ant adds to Uno stats of the longest losing streak ever!
09:01PM <That_Guy> I call this the Kung Fu Shuffle
09:01PM <chainey> Ant, is it a record, u think?
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09:02PM <That_Guy> haha
[09:02pm] <Ant> yes
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SHORTEST GAME WITH HIGHEST POINTS EVER?
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09:25PM <Bender> UNO! game finished after 2 minutes and 29 seconds! The 
winner
          is FngSaiYuk
09:25PM <Bender> Ant has to pick 4 cards!
09:25PM <Bender> Ant still had  Blue 5   Blue 9   Blue 9   Blue Reverse
          Green 0   Green 2   Green 9   Red 4   Red 5   Red 6   Red 8   
Red
          Reverse   Wild   Wild +4   Yellow 5   Yellow 6   Yellow Skip
          Yellow Skip
09:25PM <Bender> That_Guy still had  Green +2   Green 1   Green 4   
Green 4
          Yellow +2   Yellow 2
09:25PM <Bender> FngSaiYuk wins with 299 points!
[09:25pm] <Ant> OMG
09:25PM <FngSaiYuk> and there it is
[09:25pm] <Ant> seriously
09:25PM <chainey> daaaaaaamn
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Rbot crashed due to buggy az game command, but he didn't save the 
previous scores on 7/8/2013 so add 275 points to Fngsaikyuk:
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01:46PM <Bender> FngSaiYuk wins with 275 points!
01:46PM <FngSaiYuk> yay!
01:46PM <Mousey> gg
01:46PM <Mousey> dammit, there goes me
01:46PM <FngSaiYuk> !uno
01:46PM <Bender> FngSaiYuk: Ok, created UNO! game on #linux, say 'jo' to 
join
          in
01:46PM <chainey> woooeeee
01:46PM <Mousey> !uno top
01:46PM <Bender> Mousey: UNO! 5 highest scores:
01:46PM <Bender> 1. fngsaiyuk with 504 points
01:46PM <Bender> 2. mousey with 349 points
01:46PM <Bender> 3. ant with 0 points
01:46PM <Bender> 4. chainey with 0 points
01:46PM <Bender> 5. that_guy with 0 points
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!uno chanstats
601 UNO! games completed over 693 games played. 2 months, 6 days, 7 
hours, 25
minutes and 28 seconds game time for completed games on 2 months, 10 
days, 18 
hours, 3 minutes and 53 seconds total game time. 2 hours, 38 minutes and 
52 
seconds average game time for completed games, 2 hours, 27 minutes and 1 
second 
for all games

!uno top 11
UNO! 11 highest scores:
1. that_guy ( 13217 = #1 )
2. fngsaiyuk ( 11843 + recovered 275 [see notes above] = 12118 = #2 )
3. ant ( 6923 + workerant's 5183 = 12106 = #3 )
4. workerant ( 5183 + ant's 6923 = 12106 = #3 )
5. chainey ( 5043 = #4 )
6. mousey ( 2650 = #5 )
7. ulic ( 587 = # 6 )
8. cailia ( 555 = #7 )
9. r_daneel ( 77 = #8 )
10. chainey_away ( 0 = #4 )
11. grrrainey ( 0 = #4 )

!uno topwin 11
UNO! 11 most wins:
1. that_guy ( 203 = #1 )
2. fngsaiyuk ( 132 = #3 )
3. ant ( 85 + workerant's 62 = 147 = #2 )
4. chainey ( 77 = #4 )
5. workerant ( 62 + ant's 85 = 147 = #2 )
6. mousey ( 28 = #5 )
7. cailia ( 7 = #6 )
8. ulic ( 6 = #7 )
9. r_daneel ( 1 = #8 )
10. chainey_away ( 0 = #4 )
11. grrrainey ( 0 = #4 )

!uno topavg 11
UNO! 11 best average points per game (minimum number of games = 1): 
1. cailia ( 34.69 = #1 )
2. ant ( (33.61 + workerant's 26.99) / 2 = 30.3 = #3 )
3. ulic ( 32.61 = #2 )
4. fngsaiyuk ( 30.29 )
5. workerant ( (26.99 + ant's 33.61) / 2 = 30.3 = #3 )
6. mousey ( 26.24 = #4 )
7. that_guy ( 26.12 = #5 )
8. chainey ( 23.79 = #6 )
9. r_daneel ( 7.7 = #7 )
10. chainey_away ( 0.0 = ignored )
11. grrrainey ( 0.0 = ignored )

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!uno stats <player's name>

!uno stats That_Guy
That_Guy played 509 UNO! games here, forfeited 3 games, won 203 games 
with 13217 total points and an average of 45 points per opponent

fngsaiyuk played 394 UNO! games here, forfeited 3 games, won 132 games 
with 11843 total points and an average of 54 points per opponent

ant played 206 UNO! games here, won 85 games with 6923 total points and 
an average of 52 points per opponent

workerant played 192 UNO! games here, won 62 games with 5183 total 
points and an average of 42 points per opponent

mousey played 101 UNO! games here, won 28 games with 2650 total points 
and an average of 33 points per opponent

ulic played 18 UNO! games here, won 6 games with 587 total points and an 
average of 27 points per opponent that_guy played 509 UNO! games here, 
forfeited 3 games, won 203 games with 13217 total points and an average 
of 45 points per opponent

chainey played 212 UNO! games here, won 77 games with 5043 total points 
and an average of 48 points per opponent

cailia played 19 UNO! games here, forfeited 3 games, won 7 games with 
555 total points and an average of 37 points per opponent

r_daneel played 10 UNO! games here, won 1 games with 77 total points and 
an average of 25 points per opponent

chainey_away played 1 UNO! games here, won 0 games