THE ANT FARM: THE TOP SIGNS THAT YOU ARE A DIABLO2AHOLIC
Last Updated: 8-12-2002
Note: Newer quotes are in the beginning of the list.
- You need to buy a new mouse every week. Edited (Originally from Wanderer).
- You often babble something about "The East". Edited (Originally from Wanderer).
- You start calling your locker the "stash". Edited (Originally from Wanderer).
- You want to go to Lut Gholein for their next vacation. Edited (Originally from Wanderer).
- When you are invited to go to a place you have never been before, you request a town portal. Edited (Originally from Wanderer).
- You go to the hardware store for a few bits and pieces... and accidentally call your wife 'mule'. Caton Little.
- When you see someone wearing two rings on one hand, you yell out 'Cheat!' Caton
Little.
- You carry around small bottles of raspberry, cherry, and grape Kool Aid for emergencies. Original from Caton Little, but edited by Ulic.
- The cops haul your butt off to the station 'cause you're walking around the local mall asking people what's in their
stash, and if they want to trade. Caton Little (censored a bad word).
- You spend all day doing stuff with your kids to wear them out, so they'll go to bed and leave you alone. When you wake up
the next day... *they're baaaack*, but you can't figure out where the hell their Shaman is. Caton Little.
- You join the local fire brigade because you claim that your fire resistance is MAXED out. Gezza.
- You're afraid to open the can of the dunny cause it might be lightning trapped. Gezza.
- You put three glasses of water in the microwave and hope it changes into a can of beer. Gezza.
- You keep getting ripped off by your local car dealer, but you don't care because you're bound to get a good deal soon
enough. Gezza.
- You run like hell when you see a cow. Gezza.
- Corpse-f*cking (nuff said). pblonde2.
- You love the sound of Deckard Cain's voice (not!). pblonde2.
- In Diablo II, you get to kill the Scottish armorer from D1 :). pblonde2.
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