Ant does not seem to be online (not always accurate) on zImage's beta server as of
Tue Apr 23 08:22:21 AM PDT 2024
 
Project:
To take over the world! "I am BorgAnt. I will assimilate you. Resistance is futile."
 
Plan:
Note: Please use a fixed width font (Monospace, Courier, etc.) and wide enough screen (at least 63 characters)
to view these two ASCII arts below correctly.

  WATCH AT WHERE YOU PUT THAT FINGER! I can bite that off!!
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| .           . | .          . | .                        . |
|     FRONT:    |     SIDE:    | Internet's Most Wanted:    |
|               |              |                            |
|    /\___/\    |      ____    | :Ant Dude - BT#2663        |
|   / /\ /\ \   |   /\/    \   | :Red Color Body            |
|  | |o   o| |  |  / / o    |  | :5' Long                   |
|     \ _ /     | / /)_____/   | :2' Thick Strong           |
|      ( )      |              | :FUgly, Funny, & Harmless  |
| .           . | .          . | . CAPTURED = $1,010,111  . |
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|        E-mail: ant@zimage.comANT (remove ANT first)       |
|    URLs: http://aqfl.net & http://antfarm.home.dhs.org    |
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 //~NSL~~~~~~~~|  I\  |  ___ |  ~~````~~~~~~~~~~~~NSL~\\
I:             |  I \ | (__  |      O f f i c i a l    :I
I:             |  I  \| ___) |__  Net Surfer's License :I
I:             |                                       :I
I:   /\___/\   | CLASS: C  NSL: 3.14159...  END: NONE  :I
I:  / /\ /\ \  | FN: ANT   LN: DUDE         ALIAS: ANT :I
I: | |o   o| | | E-MAIL: ANT@ZIMAGE...                 :I
I:    \ _ /    | WEB: ANTFARM.HOME.DHS.ORG             :I
I:     ( )     | SEX: 0     HAIR: SHORT     EYES: BLK  :I
I:             | HT: >5'    WT: 98->99      DOB: 1/1   :I
I:             | RSTR: COMPOUND, SICKY, ITCHY, LEAKY,  :I
I:             |       TIRED, POOPY, ETC.      /| n t  :I
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Notes: The time zone is based on USA. Most of these are meant to be funny and not real. :P

"[Jesus continued his message, saying:] 'Yet a time is coming and has now come when the true worshipers will worship the Father in spirit and truth, for they are the kind of worshipers the Father seeks. God is spirit, and his worshipers must worship in spirit and in truth.'" --John 4:23-24