THE ANT FARM'S DISCLAIMER ROOM
This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons living or dead is purely coincidental.
Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may
settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor
vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval. This is not an offer to sell
securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional
listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your
physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times
approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Please remain seated until the ride has
come to a complete stop. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size
fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may fade. We have sent
the forms which seem right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop
in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. List was
current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct,
indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating
locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do
not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled check is your receipt. Add toner. Place
stamp here. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without
admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. You
must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped in code
at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in a well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flames.
Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is
optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children. Prerecorded for this time zone.
Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free number
before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification
purposes only. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. Unix
is a registered trademark of AT&T. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete
stop. Package sold by weight, not volume. Your mileage may vary. Known as Hellman's east of the Rockies. Beware of greeks
bearing gifts. Beware of gifts bearing greeks. This side up. Don't take any wooden nickels. Don't take candy from strangers.
Void where prohibited. Caveat Emptor (Buyer beware) Caveat Vendor (Beware of street people). Donde esta el bano. Beware of
DOS. Look both ways before crossing the street. All your base are belong to us. Always wear safety belt. Always wear
deodorant. Don't forget to breathe. If you park, don't drink...accidents cause people. This supersedes all previous
notices.
This modified disclaimer may not be copied without the expressed written
consent of whoever I stole it from. The real disclaimer is on the bottom of The
Ant Farm's Welcome Page. :)
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Last Updated: 6-13-2001.