The Ant Farm's Top Signs You Are an Ant Geek/a Myrmecophile

THE ANT FARM'S TOP SIGNS YOU ARE AN ANT GEEK/NERD/A MYRMECOPHILE

Last Updated: 10-28-2010.

New signs are added on the top of the list. Some signs were modified to fix spelling and grammar errors.

"Some of your longest relationships with the female sex, have been with your ant colonies. (You often refer to your colonies as the only women who ever liked you.)." --Paul.
You think how giant ants would be useful for digging up tunnels, going to mines, rescuing trapped people underground, etc. --Ant
You come to the realisation that the only remaining difference between you and ants is that ants are social. --Timelapsetomato
Boss/Supervisor/Manager calls you a worker ant and used the word "forage" like this reply after I asked about tonight's free dinner and late hours: "Normal night. Work like a worker ant and go home and forage for yourself."
Your boss calls you an ant for working hard. --Ant
Ants are imprinted on your retinas, so that you see them whenever you shut your eyes, whether you want to or not. --Oneround
You drive for six hours through traffic, suffering a tyre bursting on the motorway and considerable financial and emotional costs just to get someone who knows more than you to check the IDs on a few ants you collected. --Oneround
Encountering an urgent need for ant baits, you wander the office collecting apple cores from all of your colleagues and their bins. --Oneround
You know that you have many more papers on ants planned than you can actually achieve before the next subject for a paper comes along. Still you actively search for new things to write about. --Oneround
After reading all these top signs (when you should be working), you can still post some new ones. --Oneround
You have developed a stoop. --Oneround
You buy imported salad in the hope that you will find a foreign ant in it. --Oneround
You also would like to hibernate during winter season because you miss ants. --Federico
If you have ant mounds of interest in your lawn marked with little surveyor's flags to keep them straight/avoid accidentally mowing one. --napaeozapus
You laugh when people say "hatch" instead of eclose. --chazzbo77
You see yourself in the mirror and think your face looks like a certain species of ant. --nugi81
You go to Starbucks for hours to mount ants using your mini stereomicroscopes. --nugi81
You carry a small axe and a pan in a rainforest and break every rotten log and twig you see to get a colony series. --nugi81
You're in a foreign land for weeks (or months), hundreds of miles from home, on a high mountain with dense rainforest on an exhausting ant research expedition, and you manage to stay sane (or you think, at least). --nugi81
You crucify three Odontoponera ants on Good Friday when you were a little kid. --nugi81
You know (or you think?) ants are beautiful. --nugi81
You e-mail every ant experts you know with silly questions and ant papers requests just to get their attention (paper requests are mostly for serious research though). --nugi81
You are very excited when receiving papers or stuff from ant experts. --nugi81
You think Indonesia is a paradise (it's often more of a hell). --nugi81
You downloaded thousands of pdfs from antbase.org and almost all pages of ant websites and numerous images from antweb.org. --nugi81
You purchase The Ants and Agosti's Ants: Standard Methods/expensive book(s).., even though they cost the same as the tuition for a semester of your undergraduate college (and you convinced your parents to buy them for you). --nugi81
You honor your ant specimens as myrmecological heroes for their sacrifice of life. --nugi81
You stand observing an ant foraging in shrub for an hour to locate the colony nest. --nugi81
You get excited when seeing a healthy primary rainforest and mangrove (to look for swimming ants). --nugi81
You want to explore every island and habitat in your country just to collect their ants. --nugi81
You like to eat canned tuna, honeydew, and dead flies. --nugi81
You just spent more than $100/lots of money on ant stuff --Reacker
You say, "Aww," when you see the giant ant on TV/in movies. --chazzbo77
Every time you hear the word "ant eater", you cringe. --Ant
You always think of an ant theme from previous themes that you can/wish to customize. --Ant
You call your mom "queen" and little sister "callow". --chazzbo77
You think of red imported ant swarms in flood when you see baby red Christmas Crabs swarms. --Ant
You wonder when Lost will show any ants in the island jungle. --Ant
When you take your copy of The Ants with you in the car and put it in the car seat instead of your baby brother. --Reacker
You make ants, battles, and their broods out of LEGO. Examples: #1 and #2.
You play with your ant samples like dolls! --Kalimant
Every single freakin' picture of you shows you bending down or looking down at the ground! --kalimant
When it's hot and sunny, you put on your Buzzerks Bugvision Fire Ant Eyewear (BioQuip Catalog, p. 87 (online version). --Teleutotje
You write essays on ants for college applications. --Bismark
At your cubicle desk at work, you have Argentine ants crawling on your desk and a coworker asks, "Who are your friends?" --Ant
After a brief/long rain storm/shower during Spring and Winter, you think there is a nuptial flight is coming up. --Ant
You get annoyed when people say male and unknown gender words for worker ants like "he/it/him". --Ant
You watch ALL ant movies including the bad ones no matter how terrible it is. --Ant
When taking tours of college campuses you jump off the sidewalk towards an ant nest you just found, paying no attention to the bicyclist you just jumped in front of. --Bismark
When you kill an ant, someone says, "You killed your own species/kind." --Ant
You let the sunflowers you're supposed to be caring for at work get absolutely coated with aphids and when other people comment on the infestation, mumble something about the ants in the garden needing the honeydew... --Biddybot
You teach young kids about ants and show them your pinned specimens. Or you don't show them the pinned specimens not because you don't want them to poke themselves, but you are afraid they will break some of the fragile bodies of your dead ants. --Bismark
Your eyes play tricks because "art form" looks like "ant farm". --Ant
Half-way through the Super Bowl 2003's Matrix Reloaded teaser, there is a scene with agents running around Neo like excited ants. Screen capture. --Ant
Obsessively follows the progress of the harvester ant colony, on board the January 2003 Space Shuttle flight (STS-107). --Dr. Ant.
You spend Christmas and New Year's Day with the ants. --Ant
After watching the massive battle scene at the end of The Lord of the Ring: The Two Towers movie, you are reminded of ant war scenes (e.g., ants swarming the scenery and climbing up walls no matter what). --Ant
You wonder if there are any ant holidays while they're all locked up inside their nest this time of year (winter). --Bismark
When your hands are occupied (e.g., carrying groceries) to pull a door handle to open the door, you wish you had an ant mandible to open the door. --Ant
You are more efficient if you work with other people like an ant colony. --Ant
You love the smell of formic acid. --jgoogz
While watching the Angels baseball (playoff games) in Anaheim, you think all the red fans are ants with waving antennaes. --Ant
You design, draw, and model a theme park devoted to ants. --Bismark
You set up an army of green army men, then wipe them out with the little plastic ant you got from the dentist. --Bismark
You draw ants on your lunch bag. Everyone laughs cause they think it's the old pick nick joke, but you know better. --Bismark
You can't sleep until you've posted to your on-line ant journal. --Purple Armadillo
You grab, in the fridge, a refreshing cold drink on a hot day and accidentially gulp down sugar water. --Purple Armadillo
You imagine you are an ant while hauling hay one after the other (large round with spike) to the hay-patch and find yourself wondering if ants ever get bored with repeated tasks. --Purple Armadillo
You get mad at the neighbor's dog for eating the tuna you put out for the ants. --Purple Armadillo
You get mad if anyone sprays the yard for weeds, thinking it might hurt your ants. --Purple Armadillo
You wonder if callows get sunburn? --Purple Armadillo
You see virgin alegates emerge and realize the colony must be five years old. --Purple Armadillo
You tell you friends you're fond of "Pogo's" and they think you're talking about a Pogo stick. --Purple Armadillo
Like Tom Bodett (from Motel 6 advertisements/commercials), you "leave the light on". --Purple Armadillo
You "break up" two ants fighting. --Purple Armadillo
You start thinking ahead about how to keep your favorite colony alive when their queen dies of old age. --Purple Armadillo
You go outside after dark to see what the ants are doing. --Purple Armadillo
You find out that a "lion ant" is just a doodlebug, and you actually teased and played with them when you were young. --Purple Armadillo
The manager of the business next door to your work comes to talk to you about the ants on his potato plant in his back yard. --Zanti Agent
You'd rather feed the ants than the birds (e.g., ducks and pigeons) at a park. --Ant
You yell at the T.V. when they fill in a guy's voice for ants. --Bismark
You interfere with another person's wedding to look at ants crawling on the ground. --Bismark
When all the other guys and gals are having fun in the pool while you're out looking at ants. --Bismark
You yell at people when they say ant while talking about their aunt. You tell them it's pronounced ah unt. --Bismark
Ants make you happy. --queen ant 1
When you were little, you drew ant colonies on pads of paper and acted them out from queen to thriving colony, eraseing ants when they died and adding when they hatched. --twt Rhuarc
You are so excited to put the newly ordered harvester ants in your store bought ant farm, you forget to cool them down and end up having to call your neighbor to help you get them out of your room and into the farm, getting stung in the process. --twt Rhuarc
You protect the massive ant colonies that are destroying your parents yard. --twt Rhuarc
When ever you see an ant battle going on in some strangers driveway, you stop and sit down to watch it even if they come out and yell at you. --twt Rhuarc
Younger kids in the neighborhood come to you to teach them about ants. --twt Rhuarc
Younger kids ask you to build them an ant farm and when their parents find out they get very angry at you. --twt Rhuarc
Your family bakes a special cake in the shape of an ant for your birthday. --twt Rhuarc
When queen ants land in your pool you save them and set them free instead of killing them like your mother wants you to do. --twt Rhuarc
Every time you get hungry and get food, you tell someone that you are going to raid the refridgerator or someone's picnic. --Ant
You think the mechanical spiders from Minority Report collaborate like ants while solving a puzzle to get in the room. --Ant
You go underground (e.g., underground parking lot), to go from one building to another like an ant; also as a shortcut. --Ant
In grade school, you took ants to school for "show and tell". --Dr. Ant
You can tell if the eyes on a species are below or posterior to the antennal scrobe. --Myrmecos1
You show off your ant nests to the world with a live Web cam on the Internet. --Ant
After seeing Spider-Man movie, you wished an ant would sting you so you can become Ant-Man. --Ant
You wish you have multiple eyes like ants instead of the boring two eyeballs that humans have. --Ant
You name your truck/car after an ant. --Zanti Agent
You go to get a piece of cake for your company's anniversary celebration at Symantec, you see a plastic ant on a cake, and you ask for that piece with the plastic ant on it and keep it. --Ant (yes it really happen and it was for Software Quality Assurance celebration -- catch bugs!)
You glue plastic ants to your truck's dashboard. --Zanti Agent
You think termites look a little good when you see ants eating them. --Bismark II
When watching the Olympics opening ceremonies with the flag parade, you think people with flags look like leaf-cutter ants with leaves. --Ant
You pull your pickup off the road because you see a winged ant holding on to the windshield wiper. --Zanti Agent
You preen in pride when someone calls you a "drone". --Kalimant
Your natural pheromones attract ants, and NOT human females (or males) -- this explains why you have never been the object of "love at first sight". --Kalimant
You think sugar is good for you. --Kalimant
You're late getting home after work (resulting in domestic strife) because there's a huge nuptial flight going on and you simply must take the opprtunity to snarf up some new queens. --Dr. Ant
The first thing you do when you come home is to take a look at your ants and check whether there are any nuptials around the lights. --armyant87
You dig a 50 feet tunnel with a chamber and call it home. --Ant Information Central
Because you know every species of ants by heart. --Ant Information Central
Because you wish you were the queen and controlled a colony. --Ant Information Central
You plan to build a 2000 gallon tank. --Ant Information Central
Your colony has reached past 6000. --Ant Information Central
You blow all of your money on ants. --Ant Information Central
You would rather have ants than money. --Ant Information Central
You made a costume for Halloween that is an ant. --Ant Information Central
Instead of spending the night at a friend's place, you rather stay home and watch your ants. --Ant Information Central
You find ants more interesting than your other hobby/ies. --Ant Information Central
You spend the night out side watching for a new queen. --Ant Information Central
Your goal is to get every species of ants. --Ant Information Central
You skip school/work to work on your colony. --Ant Information Central
As a kid, you always carried a light ant tube everywhere you went. --Ant (I did this at my elementary school.)
You didn't play with your friends at school, but you watched and/or caught ants! --Ant (Yep, I did this too.)
You keep a small ant colony (e.g., tube type) at school/work. --Ant (This as well.) --Ant Information Central
You have an Ant Farm/nest at your office even though it is not related to your job. --Ant (Someone got me an Uncle Milton's Ant Farm.)
You own one of those boxers with ants on them. --Ant
You realize right off the bat that many of the names in the movie "Antz" are actual names of ants. --Bismark
You share a significant portion of your Thanksgiving turkey with your ants. --Bismark
You wonder why in war movies the soldiers are always standing way back to fight. Shouldn't they be jumping on the enemy and fighting them? --Bismark
When your friend asks you casually what you like about ants you end up spending the entire day explaining the social miracles in tiny insects *like ants* --Bismark
All your jokes consist of bad puns involving ants. (What did the queen say when she got bitten by a rattlesnake? "I need an ANTidote, quick!" nyuk nyuk nyuk.. ah, never mind.) --Orborde
All your jokes involve ants, and use so many technical terms and Latin species names that a myrmecologist would have to use a dictionary AND an encyclopedia to figure out what on earth you're talking about. --Orborde
You grow your hair very long and then style it to look like antennae. --Orborde
You subsist entirely on the Bhatkar diet and have family dinners with your ants. --Orborde
You are puzzled that the soldiers in war movies are not older-age people. Ants usually use older ants for war. --Ant
You get excited when weeks-old pizza in your apartment starts growing moldy because you figure you can start your very own ant fungus garden. --kalimant
You are puzzled that the soldiers in WWII movies don't seem to have significantly larger heads than the common "workers". --kalimant
You actually know what a "pheromone" is.... --kalimant
You name your first born "Antz". --kalimant
You think "A Bug's Life" and "Antz" movies should have won an Oscar, and Empire of the Ants movie a pulitzer. --kalimant
You catch the fact that weaver ants don't have stingers in "Empire of the Ants" movie and seem to want to debate it in front of your overly bored friends. --kalimant
You want to live in the tropics just because there are more ants there. --kalimant
You start calling your wife "Princess Bala" (until she finds out Bala means bullet). --kalimant
Ant, man's best friend. --Kuene
If someone talks to you about pest control in relation with ants, you imediately delete his/her (even if she is very nice) phone number from your mobile phone. You also erase all memory you have in relation with this person. --Kuene
If you have a bad dream, it is always about your ants escaping. --Kuene
You live underground. --Kevin Zero
People tend to leave you alone since you talk by banging heads together. --Kevin Zero
You share half of your meals with your ants. --Kuene
First you care for your ants, then for your girlfriend. --Kuene
You know more ants than humans. --Kuene
Your best and most trusted friend is an ant. --Kuene
You place food crumbs around your house to try to locate ants. --Armyant87
When you watch football games in person (not on TV), you think the tiny players look like ants and the football looks like an egg or pupa. --Ant
For hours, you stare at those live ant cam Web sites. Even if you are on a lousy dial-up connection.
You go off walking in the hills and arrive two hours late for dinner because there was a nuptial flight. Your wife and dinner guests look at you as if you are mad when you get home waving a tube of ants at them with a big smile on your face! --Ant Volpe
When the teacher says your going to write an essay, you pray they will let you do it on anything you want so you can write about ants! --Bismark
You design the perfect ant that will keep ant abundancy and diversity alive, e.g., something to kill all Argentine ants and Fire ants so that other ants don't die. --Bismark
When summer arrives you hide in your house in the dark until night when you come out at cooler times! --Bismark
You invent your own martial art called The Ant. --Bismark
You have ant toys, models, posters, shirts, etc. --Ant
As a kid, you drew ant nests (underground type with broods, queens, workers) and it literally almost look like a wallpaper because you kept adding more papers of ant tunnels. --Ant
In art classes, you always create something related to ants. --Ant
You think of calling a veterinarian if your queen ant doesn't look right. --Zanti Agent
People point and whisper, but you just keep digging to catch ants. --Toan
You hear little children and say, "Look mom! Look mom! An Ant Geek!!" --Toan
When you meet people, you shake their hand, smack them across the head, and yank whatever looks like a tentacle. --Toan
The only diary you keep is about your ants. --Zanti Agent
You start pacing when the enclosing of a pupa is due. --Zanti Agent
You take a trip to Europe, but spend most of the time either looking at the ground for ants or worrying about your ants back home. --Zanti Agent
You don't run your fingers through your hair when its all messed up, you use your elbow. --Bismark
You put a big yellow diamond on your driveway that says "Ant Xing" with two pictures of ants underneath. --Bismark
You make your signature into something with ants, i.e. your cursive J becomes an ant head with jaws and feelers. --Bismark
You seek out any person that has ever shared an interest in ants with you so that you can talk again. --Bismark
You recite these different examples as if it were the holy book of rules you need to follow every day. --Bismark
You use "The Ants" as your main Holy book which you recite and use as proof you are a deciple of great Ant naturalists. --Bismark
You think the Internet should be ruled by ants instead of spider with their Web. --Ant
You put a bumper sticker on your pick-up that says "Larva on Board". --Zanti Agent
You look for queen also at the beach. --Federico
You are sure that ants live also under the sea. --Federico
You cried at the part in "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" movie when the ant died. --Bismark
You wished you had a pet ant from "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" movie. --Ant
When the Terminex Lady comes to your work, you give her free coffee if she'll spare the ants. (It worked) --Zanti Agent
You go to insect shows and museums just to see the ants (dead or alive). --Ant
Every time you see a mound on a road (made by construction workers), you think it is filled with ants. --Ant
You pray to the goddess, Formicida. --K Kris
You would like an ant species to be named after you. --K Kris
When you think YOUR queen ant is the smartest queen ant, and you put a bumper sticker on your car saying "I'm proud of my Honor Roll Ant". --Zanti Agent
On school trips to the country side, you shout out the Latin name of every ant species you see. Ironically just at that moment, people start to give you funny looks and walk ahead of you... --New Ant
You see ant faces in works of art and tortillas that may not really be there. --Zanti Agent
You study bio-engineering so you can genetically engineer an ant's DNA to make it superior to humans (not much manipulating needed though). --Miertje
You give your queen ants a Christian, ritualised burial, lasting for hours, when they die. --Miertje
You drive one hour to a beautiful field to spread your dead queen ants' ashes. --Miertje
You try to kiss your queen ant, resulting in a swollen lip. --Miertje
You act like a scarecrow to keep birds away from an ant nest. --Bryan Yoder
You created/contributed some information to The Ants Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) because you got tired of answering the same old questions. --Ant
You have a Web site/personal page that is about ants. --Ant
Everyone calls you "Ant" instead of your real name. --Ant
Your friends ask you to come over to their house to identify the ants or remove them. --Ant
You go nuts when you see a winged queen ant or a nuptial flight. --Ant
You always go outside after a rain (during the proper season). --Ant
You wished you were an ant instead of a human. --Ant
You scream at the ants invading your house. "This is my territory! Get out!" --Ant
You badly want to meet E.O. Wilson and get his autograph. --Ant
In boring classes, you start drawing ants. --Ant
You know every species of ants in your area. --Ant
You always carry a small tube, just in case you find a winged queen ant or a regular queen ant. --Ant
You always lift rocks/stones to see if there is a good colony under it. --Ant
You laugh at all ants movies for technical flaws with ants. --Ant
People look at you weird when catching ants in public places. --Ant
You call The Ants (Holldobler and E.O. Wilson) book the "ants bible". --Ant
You subscribed to every ant mailing lists and forums. --Ant
You know you're a myrmecophile if you know what that word means. --Todd
Co-workers leave ants in covered containers for you at work. --Zanti Agent
When you find ants in the house you take them outside, but you swat anything else. --Zanti Agent
You talk to ants. --Zanti Agent
You watch the "Them!" movie more than once and you cheer for the ants to win. --Zanti Agent
"Got Ants!", "Strength in Numbers!", "Size Matters!", and "My ant colony is bigger than your ant colony!" are your phrases on T-shirts with ant drawings." --?
The first thing you do when you arrive home is looking to your ants, and count stages to see if all is ok! --Pedro Lopes
The second thing that you do when you arrive home is going to your e-mails, and see if there is anything new to the ants mailing lists. --Pedro Lopes
You give your queen ant a name. --Zanti Agent
You want to know the etymology (meaning and origin) of every ant's scientific name. --Dr. Ant
You pull out a magnifying glass every time you see an ant. --DarkDragon998
You go crazy when you see someone burn ants using a magnifying glass. --Miertje
You start digging on (seemingly) random spots, destroying your mother's once-beautiful rock-garden. --Miertje
You wish you were British just so you could serve a "Queen" --Kevin Zero
You rip the walls of you house apart to watch the carpenters at work. --Orborde
You sell your house to get enough money to build a gigantic ant farm. --Orborde
You amputate your limbs in order to provide you ants with extra protein. --Orborde
You attempt to communicate solely by touch and smell. --Orborde
You grab clods of dirt in your teeth and move them around until you have built a nest. Then you live in it, leaping at and attempting to kill with your mouth anyone who sticks his head in. --Orborde
You room contains the library's entire collection of books about ants. --Orborde
You put on a chef's hat and spend hours carefully preparing ant food. You then spend hours wandering the backyard in search of dead insects for your dinner. --Orborde
You head an international smuggling ring to get queen ants from everywhere in the world. --Orborde
Ants are the only friends and pets you have. --Ant
You take the aphids in your moms garden and protect them at night. --Bismark
You become very annoyed with people that think they know more about ants then you even though all they took was a high school biology course --Bismark
You risk getting bit by the worst bugs so that you can kill them and feed them to your ants. --Bismark
You walk a mile a minute when someone asks about ants in a conversation. --Bismark
You watch most kid-like education shows just to see footage of leaf-cutter ants. --Bismark
You try and think up another species of ant that could take over mankind. --Bismark
You pray that someday E.O. Wilson will visit this page. --Bismark
You look at ants leaving a flooded ant hill, so you make sure that they are safe. --Bismark
If you aren't collecting queens after a mating flight, then you're sticking around to prevent the birds from eating the queens. --Bismark
While traveling to exotic places, you miss much of the amazing scenery/wildlife because you spend the whole time scanning the ground for ants. --Morosophomyrmex
When you are in the pharmacy in the in the bug extermination section, you start to run past all the cans of "Raid" and almost hit the old lady who has just purchased three cans. --Johnny9988
You have an ant hand-puppet and you are an adult. --Zanti Agent
You get mad at people who post a question about how to kill the ants in their home. --Zanti Agent
You spend 90% of your free time doing something involving ants. --Orborde
You scatter black plastic ants on top of your office computer monitor as decoration and to fool colleagues, thinking they are real ants. --Ant
Friends, relatives, parents, and colleagues get you ant-related gifts/presents on your birthday, Christmas, etc. --Ant
You get a free game of Empires of the Ants from Microids (the game company)! --Ant
You played every video and computer games related to ants even if the games were horrible. --Ant
You wear a shirt which writes "Ants are the rulers of the world." --ANTmund
You try to move your father's car when your father parks on an ant hole that you have been protecting for months. --ANTmund
You keep having dreams about being an ant in an ant colony. --ANTmund
You keep bugging your friend to catch ants for you if they have the right requirements. --ANTmund
You get a girl friend who hates ants and tells you to get rid of them. You then get rid of her. --ANTmund
You lift weights till you can lift 10x your body weight (Is that right? 10x? I forgot) --DarkDragon998
You hate anyone who eats choclate ants. --DarkDragon998
You hate the companies that MAKE chocolate ants. --DarkDragon998
You eat seeds and insects. --DarkDragon998
You hold your baby using your mouth. --DarkDragon998
You actual HAVE a Wrist Ant Farm. --DarkDragon998
You walk around all day with fake feelers on your head. --DarkDragon998
You keep the lights off in you house to make the lighting like ant tunnels. --DarkDragon998
You fund a donation to take city ants back to the wild. --DarkDragon998
You watched every single documentaries, related to ants, on TV stations like PBS. Even if the clip is only about ten seconds long, you still watch them. --Ant
You try to collect every magazines (i.e. National Geographic) related to ants. --Ant
You start grumbling when someone asks how to buy queen ants on one of the forums/message boards, mailing lists, or e-mails. --Ant
You can't wait for this to be published as "101 Ways to Determine if Your an Ant Geek". --Bismark
You buy videos related to ants that you saw on T.V., i.e. "Little Creatures Who Run The World." The main character is E.O. Wilson. --Bismark
You catch a bug/insect and you pin it. You catch an ant and you keep it alive for as long as possible. --Bismark
You turn red when people you thought were nice laugh at you for liking ants. --Bismark
You use Napster or any P2P client programs to see if there are any .MP3's about ants. There aren't any by the way. --Bismark
You give more cat food to the ants outside instead of your own cat. --Bismark
You yell and scream at your cat when it becomes jealous of you looking at ants. --Bismark
You almost cry when you accidentally catch an ant in the honey drops you put in. --Bismark
You take that caught ant and try to fossilize it in the honey, so future scientists know about the ants from now. --Bismark
You think that the future smart creatures are ants, so it is "Planet of the Ants" -- no apes. --Bismark
You use Gnutella, Morpheus, iMesh, etc. to find ANYTHING related to ants. --Ant
If you wake up and it's sunny, you think it'll be the right day for mating flights. --Federico
You sabotage all the insectice you can find at home. --Federico
If you are at the bus stop, you look at ants on the sidewalk and miss the bus everytime. --Federico
You jealously keep your ant nest in your bedroom. --Federico
You keep the door of your bedroom constantly closed to prevent your cat's assaults. --Federico
You think you were an ant in past life. --Federico
You put off the house all ants you find in. --Federico
In a park, you spend all the time looking for ants. --Federico
The first thing you see, when you wake up, is your ant nest(s). --Federico
Your ants are always overfed. --Federico
Your relatives provide dead insects for your colony. --Federico
You and your room get dirty from building a plaster nest. --Federico
You always look for an unknown species. --Federico
You spent all the night chatting about ants. --Federico
Ants are a way of feeling. --Federico
You would like to crawl on the walls. --Federico
You try to become smaller and go into the nest. --Federico
You make sure that when people refer to termites as white ants you correct them immediately. --Zanti Agent
You start to get acquainted with genus names and species as well, even though they are longer that the ants they belong to. --Zanti Agent
You name your computers with ant names (i.e. Army Ants, Harvester ants, and Slavemaker Ants). At the same time, you called your network "Ant Fauna". --Ant
Your computer desktop theme uses ant-related wallpaper and icons. --Ant
All your computer user accounts are related to ant names, especially with UNIX accounts that have scientific names (i.e. Pogonomyrmex Californicus). --Ant
You keep saying "All your sugar are belong to ants." as a parody to the cheesy joke (ask someone about this old joke). --Ant

Got a good top sign add to the list? Then, please kindly e-mail it to Ant at The Ant Farm's Welcome Page.

Go to The Ant Farm's Reading Room or the Directory Room if you are lost.